A Republican Grinch cancels
Pissedmass
by Steve Payne
Author
says: what if Oliver Cromwell had gone ahead with his plans to emigrate
to New England before he cancelled Christmas?. Please note that the opinions
expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of the author(s).
In January 24nd 1653,
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King Charles Stuart I arrived in the Port of Plymouth in order to add a
regal flourish to the dispatch of a Royal Navy Task Force whose orders
were to arrest the so-called Republican Grinch of New England, Oliver
Cromwell.
Born of minor English nobility in the town of Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire,
as a young man he had suffered a critical loss of faith and confidence in
the Church of England. Convinced that the English Reformation had not gone
far enough, he turned to Puritanism and set sail for New England aged
thirty.
None of his fellow voyagers to the New World could possibly have imagined
that a quarter of a century later, he would return from the Colonies to
stage a reverse take-over of the Imperial Government, hang the King and
declare not just a Republic, but a transglobal Commonwealth of Man.
"a pretense for Drunkenness, and Rioting, and
Wantonness" ~ Reverend Henry Bourne Charles grip of power was
weakening, and he had foolishly chose to take a stand on an issue that set
his Royalists against a powerful bloc of interests that would not
otherwise have united in rebellion.
Of course most English people imagined that Christmas 1652 would follow
the course of the previous years, in other words up to forty days of
drinking and frolicking. Devout Christians, fuming that the true meaning
of Christmas had been replaced by such hedonism, sought a return to two
days of fasting, reflection and prayer.
In New England, Oliver Cromwell had by now emerged as a powerful religious
and community leader. He called for a cancellation of the celebrations
which were to be immediately replaced with a new two day period of piety
known as Christmastide. However Cromwell's target soon changed from Father
Christmas to Charles Stuart when the King's ruthless over-reaction ensured
that a purely religious dispute escalated into a vicious transatlantic
Civil War and Revolution that would forever change the mother country and
her overseas territories.
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