Breakthrough at Weehawken
by Steve Payne
Author
says: what if Aaron Burr really had read more Sterne and a little less
Voltaire? Please note that the opinions expressed in this post do not
necessarily reflect the views of the author(s).
On July 11th 1804,
robbed of conversation with his second Van Ness breathessly rowing their
boat across the Hudson River, Colonel Aaron Burr sought distraction in
his favourite novel only to be struck by the significance of an
allegorical scene from "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy,
Gentleman":
My uncle Toby had scarce a heart to retaliate upon a fly which had
buzzed about his nose, and tormented him cruelly all dinner-time. He had
caught at last, rising from his chair, and going across the room, with
the fly in his hand Please click the
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escape. "Go, poor devil, get thee gone, why should I hurt thee? This
world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me".
Upon reflection it occured to Burr that nothing was to be gained by
killing Hamilton. And Van Ness looked up to see Burr close the book and
merrily whistle away the remainder of the voyage to New Jersey.
After assembling with the Hamilton Party at the Heights of Weehawken,
the duellist's seconds opened the interview by exploring the possibility
of a mediated settlement. Judge Nathaniel Pendleton was surprised to
hear Van Ness allow that the Colonel's discredited reputation would be
destroyed should he become the scounderel that senselessly murdered
Hamilton. Van Ness in turn was surprised to hear Pendleton admit that
Hamilton might be persuaded to privately apologize for his "despicable
opinion of Mr. Burr".
The matter settled, and honour restored, both parties returned to New
York. Burr was furnished with the apology he sought, whilst Hamilton
received a rather odd note expressing the gentlemanly sentiment that
"This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me".
Author
says
Wikipedia reports ~ towards the end of his life, Burr remarked: "Had I
read Sterne more and Voltaire less, I should have known the world was wide
enough for Hamilton and me". Burr actually employed rowers for the voyage
but we have taken the liberty of changing that detail for the purposes of
this story. To view guest historian's comments on this post please visit the
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