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Breakthrough at Weehawken

 by Steve Payne

Author says: what if Aaron Burr really had read more Sterne and a little less Voltaire? Please note that the opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of the author(s).

On July 11th 1804,

robbed of conversation with his second Van Ness breathessly rowing their boat across the Hudson River, Colonel Aaron Burr sought distraction in his favourite novel only to be struck by the significance of an allegorical scene from "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman":

My uncle Toby had scarce a heart to retaliate upon a fly which had buzzed about his nose, and tormented him cruelly all dinner-time. He had caught at last, rising from his chair, and going across the room, with the fly in his hand Please click the alt icon to follow us on Facebook.to lift up the sash to let it escape. "Go, poor devil, get thee gone, why should I hurt thee? This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me".

Upon reflection it occured to Burr that nothing was to be gained by killing Hamilton. And Van Ness looked up to see Burr close the book and merrily whistle away the remainder of the voyage to New Jersey.

After assembling with the Hamilton Party at the Heights of Weehawken, the duellist's seconds opened the interview by exploring the possibility of a mediated settlement. Judge Nathaniel Pendleton was surprised to hear Van Ness allow that the Colonel's discredited reputation would be destroyed should he become the scounderel that senselessly murdered Hamilton. Van Ness in turn was surprised to hear Pendleton admit that Hamilton might be persuaded to privately apologize for his "despicable opinion of Mr. Burr".

The matter settled, and honour restored, both parties returned to New York. Burr was furnished with the apology he sought, whilst Hamilton received a rather odd note expressing the gentlemanly sentiment that "This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me".


Author says Wikipedia reports ~ towards the end of his life, Burr remarked: "Had I read Sterne more and Voltaire less, I should have known the world was wide enough for Hamilton and me". Burr actually employed rowers for the voyage but we have taken the liberty of changing that detail for the purposes of this story. To view guest historian's comments on this post please visit the Today in Alternate History web site.

Steve Payne, Editor of Today in Alternate History, a Daily Updating Blog of Important Events In History That Never Occurred Today. Follow us on Facebook, Squidoo, Myspace and Twitter.

Imagine what would be, if history had occurred a bit differently. Who says it didn't, somewhere? These fictional news items explore that possibility. Possibilities such as America becoming a Marxist superpower, aliens influencing human history in the 18th century and Teddy Roosevelt winning his 3rd term as president abound in this interesting fictional blog.


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