Conspiracy Theory with Jesse
Ventura by Steve Payne
says: what if "the Body" got to see the recovered alien body from the
Roswell Saucer crash? Please note that the opinions expressed in this post
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Jesse Ventura and his cameramen from
the new TruTV show "Conspiracy Theory" were smuggled into the notorious
"Blue Room" by a rogue officer at the Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.
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Needless to say, the holding room for UFO evidence has the highest
security classification of any Federal Property in the United States. Even
the Senatorial Intelligence Chairman, former Presidential Candidate and
USAF Brigadier General Barry Goldwater was denied access.
In a 1994 interview on the CNN television show hosted by Larry King,
Goldwater stated ~ I think at Wright-Patterson, if you could get into
certain places, you'd find out what the Air Force and the government does
know about UFOs. Reportedly, a spaceship landed. It was all hushed up. I
called [Professional Head of the USAF] Curtis LeMay and I said, "General,
I know we have a room at Wright-Patterson where you put all this secret
stuff. Could I go in there?"I've never heard General LeMay get mad, but he
got madder than hell at me, cussed me out, and said, "You can't go in
there and I can't go in there. Don't ever ask me that question again!"
Fifteen years later, Ventura succeeded where Goldwater had failed.
I've been a mayor; I've been a governor. Now I get
to be a detective and seek the truth.An American politician, former
governor of Minnesota, Navy UDT veteran, actor, and former radio and
television talk show host, "the Body" used his unique network of
connections and broad public sympathy to open a number of doors previously
considered closed to even the most determined of conspiracy theory
Smuggled into the Hangar, Ventura was taken into the command deck of a
recovered flying saucer. At the climax of the show, the rogue officer
rotates an alien looking dial covered in hieroglyphics and the room is
flooded with the ear-drum splitting sound of Aerosmith. "Decent" agreed
Ventura in his gruff voice.
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