Can Wonder Woman Save Us? asks Steve Payne
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September 23rd 2010,
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the Jewish Grand Vizier of Persia, Moshe Katsav1
shocked the General Assembly of the United Nations by revealing
incontrovertible evidence that "Secret Muslim" President Barack Hussein
Obama was leading the cult of Islam's sinister takeover of Christian
America.Watch the Speech
It was Obama who had approved the construction of a Mega Mosque located
just two blocks from the World Trade Centre from where shadowey Muslim
Clerics were now planning suicide attacks on American infrastructure.
The cynical deception of concealing armaments on a religious site had
first been introduced by La Resistance
who had hid weapons in
Catholic Churches throughout France during World War Two. The civilian
possession of weapons had enabled American revolutionaries to start an
insurgency, forming militia which defeated Imperialism in the form of
their British Overlords. Thankfully, this right to bear arms had been
guaranteed by an amendment to the constitution.
Because only nine years before, a wicked attempt to hijack commercial
aircraft and crash them into the World Trade Centre had been prevented by
the American passengers who had the presence of mind to check their
automatic weapons onto the flight.
says 1) the disgraced former President of Israel Moshe Katsav was born
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