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December 2008 Canada was locked in a constitutional crisis after Conservative
Prime Minister Stephen Harper lost a Parliamentary confidence vote that toppled
his minority government. A request to suspend Parliament until late January 2009
had been formally rejected by Her Excellency, Governor General Michaelle Jean.
The Governor General has refused to prorogue Parliament,
Mr Harper said outside the Governor's mansion, Rideau Hall in Ottawa. Mr Harper
would not reveal the content of the discussion, citing constitutional
traditions, but he said the first order of business of the new Government would
be the presentation of the federal budget.
The
economy is the priority now, and the public is very frustrated with the
situation in Parliament. We're all responsible for that,
Mr Harper said in French.
In 2005 Mr Harper had warmly welcomed Her Excellency's appointment
[which] serves as a great example to many Canadians. I know Mme. Jean will serve
Canada in a dignified, vice-regal fashion.
The back-handed complement was of course more a reference to Her Excellency's
geographic origin - Mme. Jean was born in Port-au-Prince, Haiti - rather
than her Francophone ancestry. Because Conservatives would cynically note that
Monday's no-confidence vote precipitated the rise of a proposed Liberal-NDP
coalition, supported by the Bloc Quebecois at a time of grave financial crisis.
The Governor General had cut short a fortnight visit to Europe to hold the
two and a half hour meeting with the Prime Minister. Whilst in Paris, Nikolas
Sarkozy had authorised Mme. Jean to dissolve the Federal Parliament in Ottawa.
The decision would provoke a furious republican reaction, with many Canadians
questioning the constitutional authority of the French President's vice-regal
representative.
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Canada needs to grow up and end an outdated practice
Republican journalist Paul Sullivan described this sentiment ~
But why do Mr Sarkozy and his envoy still run the country? Until last week, they
have been little more than glorified lawn ornaments. Inviting them to your
charity garden party adds instant class. But what if Ms. Jean, who probably
doesn’t like Mr. Harper any more than Mr. Harper likes her, had decided to give
the reins of power to Stephane Dion and the balance of power to Chief Blochead
Gilles Duceppe?

Author's Notes
This post was inspired by Stephen Harper's use of the French
language outside Rideau Hall. We propose an imaginary conspiracy in which the
French mother country trusts its own people to deal with the Financial Crisis..
Steve Payne
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